Toes are weird. Toes have the ability to look kind of odd and mismatched and its not a big deal .. because they're toes. The toe next to my big toe on my right foot is shorter than the toe next to my big toe on my LEFT foot. If my right index finger was considerably shorter than my left index finger there would be a medical term for it. But for toes? No, man, they're just toes - why you spending so much time giving a shit about them?

Because of the length differences of our toes and how we cram them into shoes every day, they kind of get warped. I don't know about you but the equivalent of my "ring finger" jabs into the middle of my "middle finger" toe and makes it kind of bow away from my big toe. The skin on the bottom of my pinky toes are pointy and triangular since they are constantly pressed up against my "ring finger" toes. The nails grow in different for each toe.

What the fuck is up with toes?